No time – at work – blogging illegially.
Couldn’t not though – please look at the guy who just tried to pick me up at Plenty Of Fish.
I mean…seriously…you’ve got to be fucking kidding me with this…
well this is a first for me so give me a second well i like to go kayaking and ride my harly and i also like to bild hot rods ( cars that go fast) at this time i am a firemedic in a naboring county so i do have a fouther i do have a few goals in life i do want to go back to school for phisical tharipy one day but for now it just time to have a littal fun well i think that ok to say lol any way i hope to meat some one that is fun and a team typ person”
I think this has to be someone you know who is pulling your chain.
“I am so smart. S-M-R-T.”
Saxy!
I so desperately want you to go on a date with this guy because I NEED to know what he is like in person. Thanks so much!
*snort*
It’s fairly safe to say that a date with this guy would involve having to move his spit bottle off the passenger seat so you can sit down, and maybe, if you’re lucky, he’s got a chain holding his wallet to his pants.
It’s fun to bash people — but you may find he’s not nearly as bad in person as he reads. I’d put money on this: some people you quite like are probably also terrible — and I do mean terrible — writers.
Two things:
1. Plenty of Fish. There’s your first mistake.
2. The willingness to judge based on words is both why advertising works and why people are often disappointed with both advertised products and people they pick up on-line.
It is not a joke…see it all the time. When a personals ad HURTS MY EYEBALLS TO READ IT, well, I am just not going to go out with that person. And I really have to control myself–I want so much to write back and offer to re-write the thing.
Oh God! I totally wanted to do that! I wanted to be like “I hope you aren’t offended…but here are some helpful tips for your profile….and also a link to http://www.m-w.com” I think if I put a smiley face on it that it takes away any type of hurtful feelings…right????
I think the smily face might come off as “mocking face” heeeheee
I did actually offer a rewrite once, and was ignored for my trouble.
Wait…didn’t you already date this guy in high school? I think I recognize some of the spelling errors.
“moot isn’t a word. I have never heard of it. Your [sic] making that up.” *sigh* Almost makes me miss the Notorious P.I.G. Almost.
I dont git it. Whats so funy!
Moot is a word. Look it up. Maybe you’re related to Misster Ryite
I don’t exactly know how I stumbled onto your wordpress writing (my computer is dying, and does everything as slowly as molasses, so I doubt I can reconstruct my surfing), but anyway, your writing is great!
Submitted on 2009/03/08 at 8:26am
PANJ1142 – That is EXACTLY the point I made to my first boyfriend…but I’m not quite sure he ever owned a dictionary. He refused to accept it. He just kept saying “MOO? Moo? Are you saying MOO – cuz THAT is a word – but Moot isn’t.” That should have been my first sign. Well…that and all the cheating…
Oh My Hell. I know what you mean. eHarmony is nothing but a teaming pile of crap for me. I’m done with it. That one was a doozy, though.
Well, well Amy… looks like you could have a real weiner there.
I mean winner, winner…