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	<title>Frosting Licker</title>
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	<description>It's not as dirty as it sounds...but...frankly...it's close.</description>
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		<title>Oscar Mayer Weinermobile</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My ultimate goal in life is not what you may think it is&#8230;yes, I want to go back to Europe.  Yes, I want to move to a different house.  Yes, I want to learn how to cook more than 5 items.  Yes, I want kids.  But my real hearts desire is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=frostinglicker.wordpress.com&blog=5321026&post=182&subd=frostinglicker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://frostinglicker.wordpress.com/2009/04/06/oscar-mayer-weinermobile/</link>
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		<title>Twitter&#8230;again</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Most of you are finding your way here through Twitter&#8230;The rest of you don&#8217;t understand my love of it.
Many have attempted to explain it&#8230;and there really is no way to sum it up easily.  You either get it or you don&#8217;t&#8230;My best friend, some of you know her as @fourformom, summed it up the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=frostinglicker.wordpress.com&blog=5321026&post=178&subd=frostinglicker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://frostinglicker.wordpress.com/2009/03/25/twitteragain/</link>
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		<title>Fresh Out of Funny</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had really vowed to make a conscious effort to update on a regular basis once I made it to the big time&#8230;and since I became internet famous for 15 minutes by being mentioned in an msnbc.com article on Twitter (let us all just pause while my head swells a bit) I figured that this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=frostinglicker.wordpress.com&blog=5321026&post=174&subd=frostinglicker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://frostinglicker.wordpress.com/2009/03/15/fresh-out-of-funny/</link>
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		<title>What an Ex-Non-Boyfriend is exactly</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have been getting requests from some of my imaginary friends (read: people I don&#8217;t know on Twitter yet I consider them my friends because I am a loser with no social circle) asking me to explain exactly what a &#8220;non-boyfriend&#8221; is&#8230;so, I will briefly summarize without too many specifics&#8230;not that I think that the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=frostinglicker.wordpress.com&blog=5321026&post=171&subd=frostinglicker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://frostinglicker.wordpress.com/2009/03/11/what-an-ex-non-boyfriend-is-exactly/</link>
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		<title>If my dog rode a bus, it would be a short one</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I have a dog, that in and of itself, could take up 27 or 28 blog posts, but I don&#8217;t have that kind of time, just take my word for it &#8211; he&#8217;s insane but adorable.  He used to have his own blog, but he&#8217;s a lazy piece of shit, so he stopped updating [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=frostinglicker.wordpress.com&blog=5321026&post=168&subd=frostinglicker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://frostinglicker.wordpress.com/2009/03/08/if-my-dog-rode-a-bus-it-would-be-a-short-one/</link>
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		<title>Misster Ryite</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No time &#8211; at work &#8211; blogging illegially.
Couldn&#8217;t not though &#8211; please look at the guy who just tried to pick me up at Plenty Of Fish. 
I mean&#8230;seriously&#8230;you&#8217;ve got to be fucking kidding me with this&#8230;
 
well this is a first for me so give me a second well i like to go kayaking and ride [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=frostinglicker.wordpress.com&blog=5321026&post=166&subd=frostinglicker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://frostinglicker.wordpress.com/2009/03/05/misster-ryite/</link>
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		<title>Why Men Hate Women</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I used to be that girl&#8230;the one who said &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to see you!  Get out of my house!&#8221; and then got mad when he left&#8230;.then I had an adult relationship and realized men and women are different and guys pretty much do what they are told and don&#8217;t do that whole *totally insane* [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=frostinglicker.wordpress.com&blog=5321026&post=163&subd=frostinglicker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://frostinglicker.wordpress.com/2009/03/02/why-men-hate-women/</link>
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		<title>Secret Confession</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here it is&#8230;I have a pair of Crocs &#8211; well, technically, I have a pair of Holeys - but whatever, potato, patahto.
Anyone who knows me, knows that these types of shoes are a personal affront to my every shoe-fiber.  They are nothing like the shoe I love.  See some options here: (Oh &#8211; I&#8217;m a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=frostinglicker.wordpress.com&blog=5321026&post=160&subd=frostinglicker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://frostinglicker.wordpress.com/2009/02/15/secret-confession/</link>
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		<title>Money well spent</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I invested in e-harmony.  You know, where you spend $60 for a month of throwing yourself into an internet dating pool to see if you can find true love with a total stranger.  What could go wrong??
GOOD GOD.  The problem is they don&#8217;t have an option for &#8220;don&#8217;t fix me up with a douchebag&#8221;.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=frostinglicker.wordpress.com&blog=5321026&post=158&subd=frostinglicker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://frostinglicker.wordpress.com/2009/02/11/money-well-spent/</link>
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		<title>Look out for the Postal Workers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The thing is&#8230;I&#8217;m afraid it might be my fault the entire USPS industry is crashing. 
(oh&#8230;yeah&#8230;obvious comment about how long it&#8217;s been since I&#8217;ve updated my blog &#8211; whatever &#8211; screw you)
Here&#8217;s the deal&#8230;There is a famous quote, quite possibly from Anais Nin, that says &#8220;you will never know a woman until you have had a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=frostinglicker.wordpress.com&blog=5321026&post=156&subd=frostinglicker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://frostinglicker.wordpress.com/2009/02/10/look-out-for-the-postal-workers/</link>
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