My goal is to get a cult-like following of readers who will buy me stuff. I will keep updating this page with lovely items my followers (to be given a fun and newsworthy name later) can buy me to win my love and affection!
Yet another awesome Pirate Shirt
I’m actually not that much of a t-shirt wearer…but if it is witty and if it FITS like a girl-shirt should fit, I’m in…and I know all I have here is shirts so far, that’s because all I was on was bustedtees.com and snorgtees.com but neveryoufear faithful <insert fun follower names here>!!! Your smart, funny, charming and really hot and awesome leader will post more shit later…when she isn’t running late for work.
I don’t even LIKE purses – but COME ON
Ok – that’s it for today.
I collect bookmarks. I love them. I have tons and yet – I can’t seem to get enough. Same thing with blank books. I have a million – but I covet them. I don’t want to ruin them by starting to write in them and having it be the “wrong” thing for that particular blank book. So there they sit – all lovely and full of potential.
Bookmark examples:
I think I might start collecting coasters. I can’t help it – there are such FUNNY ones out there!
Because I’m obsessed with Pirates
On any given day – I’m Alice, the Queen or the Hatter
There should be a lock on your phone for this
Did they say “shoes”? I thought so
I plan on saying this every day from now on
cuz dorky guys are kind of hot
Awwww shit…someday I will be crafty and I will NEED THIS
A tiny little one of these would be cute on my desk at work for vending machine change
Ok – this isn’t really a “present” – but if you haven’t clicked HERE – you are shortchanging yourself and those you love.
* 11/25/08* (apparently some complaints from people not being able to keep track of where I last left off – sorry – poor form on my behalf)
only one addtion today – I totally stole this from www.dooce.com today – but I LOVE it and I WANT it and NEED it
12/1/08 -
I need all the help I can get with that damn Y chromosome
Well…DUH…freekin’ Shrinky Dinks!!!
Because I like pretty stuff too!
not worth the money – but cool nontheless…actually, I think with a rock and some metal from Home Depot, I could probably whip one of these right up
Perfect for my back room…you know – if and when I ever paint it.
Actually – I’ll just take everything from www.uncommongoods.com, kthxbai.
12/2/08 -
Ok – yeah – I’m not a 97 year old cat lady – but it is COLD in our office – did you not READ my post???
Like I said…cuz it’s COLD
Did you ever feel like you’ve fallen through the rabbit hole?
**12/21/08
Hi. Me again. I found more fun t-shirts. Look:
http://www.typetees.com/product/1575/Start_walking_behind_me_We_can_start_a_parade
http://www.typetees.com/product/1574/I_feel_all_warm_and_fuzzy_inside_like_I_swallowed_a_kitten
http://www.typetees.com/product/1553/You_can_t_spell_random_without_tangerine_swordfish_disco_car
http://www.typetees.com/product/1594/Plot_it_builds_character
http://www.typetees.com/product/1537/I_m_not_bitter_I_m_just_unsweetened
http://www.typetees.com/product/1528/It_s_just_safer_to_assume_I_know_karate
http://www.typetees.com/product/1522/Roses_are_green_violets_are_yellow_also_I_m_colorblind
http://www.typetees.com/product/1501/Real_bear_hugs_are_often_fatal
http://www.typetees.com/product/1467/Rock_is_dead_and_paper_killed_it
http://www.typetees.com/product/755/Being_vague_is_almost_as_fun_as_doing_this_other
http://www.typetees.com/product/799/To_err_is_human_to_arr_is_pirate
http://www.snorgtees.com/product_info.php?products_id=668{1}2{2}11
http://www.snorgtees.com/product_info.php?products_id=524{1}34{2}11
http://www.snorgtees.com/product_info.php?products_id=354{1}21{2}11
Ok, Ok, seriously, who could wear that many witty shirts? Yeah, I probably could.
I was liking the whole list, but when I got to the list of t-shirts (posted 12/21/08) I remembered why I love you so much. This is why we’ve been friends since Joe was 3, which is a distressingly long time. Plus, sarcasm is my only state these days and who else could put up with me?
Ummm… as far as followers go: I am voting for “lickings.” And for extra credit for the plural, a spoon of lickings (think “pride of lions” or “murder of crows”).