Frosting Licker

It’s not as dirty as it sounds…but…frankly…it’s close.

Presents!!!!!! November 19, 2008

missamymac @ 6:51 am

My goal is to get a cult-like following of readers who will buy me stuff.  I will keep updating this page with lovely items my followers (to be given a fun and newsworthy name later) can buy me to win my love and affection!

Awesome Pirate Shirt

Witty someecards shirt

Yet another awesome Pirate Shirt

I’m actually not that much of a t-shirt wearer…but if it is witty and if it FITS like a girl-shirt should fit, I’m in…and I know all I have here is shirts so far, that’s because all I was on was bustedtees.com and snorgtees.com but neveryoufear faithful <insert fun follower names here>!!!  Your smart, funny, charming and really hot and awesome leader will post more shit later…when she isn’t running late for work.

Well…duh

I love Elvis

I don’t even LIKE purses – but COME ON

Ok – that’s it for today.

I collect bookmarks.  I love them.  I have tons and yet – I can’t seem to get enough.  Same thing with blank books.  I have a million – but I covet them.  I don’t want to ruin them by starting to write in them and having it be the “wrong” thing for that particular blank book.  So there they sit – all lovely and full of potential.

Bookmark examples:

here

here

here

oh - and here are fun ones

I think I might start collecting coasters.  I can’t help it – there are such FUNNY ones out there!

Guess what?

Because I’m obsessed with Pirates

Ohhh…I love House

On any given day – I’m Alice, the Queen or the Hatter

There should be a lock on your phone for this

There isn’t one of these that you won’t find funny – and there is more than one of these that you will need for your friends and family members!

The stages of drunkenness

Did they say “shoes”? I thought so

I plan on saying this every day from now on

cuz dorky guys are kind of hot

Awwww shit…someday I will be crafty and I will NEED THIS

A tiny little one of these would be cute on my desk at work for vending machine change

Ok – this isn’t really a “present” – but if you haven’t clicked HERE – you are shortchanging yourself and those you love.

* 11/25/08* (apparently some complaints from people not being able to keep track of where I last left off – sorry – poor form on my behalf)

only one addtion today – I totally stole this from www.dooce.com today – but I LOVE it and I WANT it and NEED it

12/1/08 -

I need all the help I can get with that damn Y chromosome

Well…DUH…freekin’ Shrinky Dinks!!!

Because I like pretty stuff too!

not worth the money – but cool nontheless…actually, I think with a rock and some metal from Home Depot, I could probably whip one of these right up

Perfect for my back room…you know – if and when I ever paint it.

Actually – I’ll just take everything from www.uncommongoods.com, kthxbai.

12/2/08 -

Ok – yeah – I’m not a 97 year old cat lady – but it is COLD in our office – did you not READ my post???

Like I said…cuz it’s COLD

Did you ever feel like you’ve fallen through the rabbit hole?

**12/21/08

Hi.  Me again.  I found more fun t-shirts.  Look:

http://www.typetees.com/product/1575/Start_walking_behind_me_We_can_start_a_parade

http://www.typetees.com/product/1574/I_feel_all_warm_and_fuzzy_inside_like_I_swallowed_a_kitten

http://www.typetees.com/product/1553/You_can_t_spell_random_without_tangerine_swordfish_disco_car

http://www.typetees.com/product/1594/Plot_it_builds_character

http://www.typetees.com/product/1537/I_m_not_bitter_I_m_just_unsweetened

http://www.typetees.com/product/1528/It_s_just_safer_to_assume_I_know_karate

http://www.typetees.com/product/1522/Roses_are_green_violets_are_yellow_also_I_m_colorblind

http://www.typetees.com/product/1501/Real_bear_hugs_are_often_fatal

http://www.typetees.com/product/1467/Rock_is_dead_and_paper_killed_it

http://www.typetees.com/product/755/Being_vague_is_almost_as_fun_as_doing_this_other

http://www.typetees.com/product/799/To_err_is_human_to_arr_is_pirate

http://www.snorgtees.com/product_info.php?products_id=668{1}2{2}11

http://www.snorgtees.com/product_info.php?products_id=524{1}34{2}11

http://www.snorgtees.com/product_info.php?products_id=354{1}21{2}11

Ok, Ok, seriously, who could wear that many witty shirts?  Yeah, I probably could.

 

2 Responses to “Presents!!!!!!”

  1. jaynesgirl Says:

    I was liking the whole list, but when I got to the list of t-shirts (posted 12/21/08) I remembered why I love you so much. This is why we’ve been friends since Joe was 3, which is a distressingly long time. Plus, sarcasm is my only state these days and who else could put up with me?

  2. nick Says:

    Ummm… as far as followers go: I am voting for “lickings.” And for extra credit for the plural, a spoon of lickings (think “pride of lions” or “murder of crows”).


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