VerMACular November 21, 2008

Vernacular: using a language or dialect native to a region or country rather than a literary, cultured, or foreign language

VerMACular: using a language or dialect native to Amy Mac rather than a literary, cultured, or foreign language

A bunch of crap that I say or wish I said more.  Most of it ripped RIGHT off from www.gofugyourself.com – the rest is just shit my friends use and I steal.  I’ll keep adding to this on a regular basis.  If you have phrases that you see, use or just fall in love with and wish you remembered so you could use them and sound AWESOME at parties later – leave me a comment and I’ll add them…well…you know…if they are worthy.

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well played

chamber of secrets (referring to the va-jay-jay)

this shit is better than taco night

crazy’s best friend

this makes my teeth itch

smug

this is full of awesome

i got a visit from the FREAK FAIRY

refried slice of crazy

blight on my soul

off her rails

this smells of fresh hell

bat shit crazy

frankly, neither is my cup of gin

I pulled it out of my ass – i guess the inside of my ass is psychic

i’m sorry – i can’t hear you over the sound of my awesomness

i’m not mad at you for that outfit – but i don’t love it either

savvily mixed cocktail of awesome

ballistic

Flip yourself off – I’m too busy

I’m so great – I’m jealous of myself

I’m so hot I make fire jealous

I may not know karate, but I know crazy

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic

 

12/29/08

That’s some funny shit right there (attributed to my aunts…who seem to say it a lot…cuz in my family there is a *lot* of funny shit everywhere)

Also adding the ones Jen suggested:

Fucked to the nuts – which I do use often, in it’s abbreviated version: FTTN – thanks to the Chili’s trainers for that one

“Shut YOUR FACE!” & ” that is a hot mess” – those are for sure all Jenny Denny – but enjoyable nonetheless