Sorry team – I’m at a blank.  I’d love to wow you with my usual charm and wit, but I’m fresh out. 

I had one of those weekends where I shouldn’t have been allowed in public.  Honestly, I should have been caged and fed raw meat.  I was snarky and unruly and everyone I encountered got on my every last nerve.  They drove too fast, too slow – they were rude at the checkout or were too friendly and therefore their plesant banter made the line go too long.  They couldn’t win.  Vanilla frosting and beer helped.