Sorry team – I’m at a blank. I’d love to wow you with my usual charm and wit, but I’m fresh out.
I had one of those weekends where I shouldn’t have been allowed in public. Honestly, I should have been caged and fed raw meat. I was snarky and unruly and everyone I encountered got on my every last nerve. They drove too fast, too slow – they were rude at the checkout or were too friendly and therefore their plesant banter made the line go too long. They couldn’t win. Vanilla frosting and beer helped.