Here it is…I have a pair of Crocs – well, technically, I have a pair of Holeys – but whatever, potato, patahto.
Anyone who knows me, knows that these types of shoes are a personal affront to my every shoe-fiber. They are nothing like the shoe I love. See some options here: (Oh – I’m a 7.5) I love a stiletto. I love a 4 INCH stiletto. I love a patent, peep-toe, 4 INCH stiletto…but…the thing is…I love those stupid ugly-ass shoes. I keep them by the door for when I walk the dog or clean the garage or wash the car (the pavement’s hot! You can’t do it barefoot!). I wish they were more visually pleasing. I wish my pretty shoes felt like my Holeys. I wish I could have a pair in every color and actually get away with wearing them in public without getting stopped by the Fashion Police.
When I wear those shoes it’s like my toes go scampering up my body right up to my face and just kiss me right on the lips.